an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.
"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"
"Naw, you just got a swine cold."
The fact the regardless of what you have (a cold, a cough, or just don't show up to school)every person in the room accuses you of having swine flu or the fact that any sickness will now be referred to as Swine Flu to the common public.
GUY 1: *sneeze*
GUY 2: Bless You
GUY 1: Thanks man.
GUY 3: Ugh! Don't bless him! He has Swine Flu!
GUY 2: Ew! nuh uh!
CLASS: What!? Guy 1 HAs Swine Flu! RUNNNN!
GUY 2: Dudes, chill it's Probably just "Swine Faux"
a lateral embrace usually done with participants positioned hip to hip in lieu of a standard hug which pits participants face to face, as an attempt to reduce the threat of contracting swine flu; an epidemic-era invention
Jane goes to hug Jill but Jill abruptly grabs her by the shoulders and positions Jane's hip adjacent to her own.
"Gonna have to execute the swine hug 'cause I don't wanna expose you. I think my roommate's got H1N1."
n. A faux Mexican food causing explosive gastrointestinal distress. Any item served at Taco Bell.
"Ted's been in the bathroom for three hours. Does he have the swine flu?"
"Naw. He had a shitlupa for lunch."