When you stub your toe on a piece of furniture and there are impressionable children around. Shortening of fucken ouchee!!
by Leroy Dixon December 17, 2020
by Haul Road April 29, 2020
Someone that everyone should know is a liar, but somehow maintains credibility with some despite obvious duplicity.
He told her he wasn’t cheating on her, but since he’s cheated on everyone he’s ever been with, he’s obviously a fauci.
by TheTed June 3, 2021
by andrew beebe February 22, 2021
Noun. pronounced "Faw Cheed" to be deceived,, cheated, swindled or misled by those in authority, often a public official, often for greed or other nefarious purposes.
Oh man, how'd you get faucied? I thought you were awake? Man that huckster is a charlatan, he faucied me out of my money.
by Unclewigging September 30, 2021
One of the hippest, newest dating trends where one rejects a date because they think the other person is not taking COVID-19 protocols seriously
Friend 1: I was watching Fox News and they said the Fauci-ing is the newest dating trend.
Friend 2: What is Fauci-ing?
Friend 1: I dunno, sounds kind of made up
Friend 2: What is Fauci-ing?
Friend 1: I dunno, sounds kind of made up
by Dr. Fauci February 16, 2021
During the pandemic, before engaging in sexual activity with another person, extensively question your partner about her respiratory health, take her temperature, and then only engage in sexual positions that don't require face to face contact to avoid contamination via airborne transmission.
"Dude - you hooked up with a girl you met on Tinder when there is a spike in Covid cases?"
"No worries bro - we had Fauci sex. We didn't kiss, and only did 69 and doggystyle - nothing face to face. Dr. Fauci would approve. I'm golden."
"No worries bro - we had Fauci sex. We didn't kiss, and only did 69 and doggystyle - nothing face to face. Dr. Fauci would approve. I'm golden."
by Emanuel Goldstein May 7, 2021