when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.
Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.
by Jeffrey James January 9, 2008
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a noun, a person who creates a fun atmosphere and pours down with entertainment.
Bob was a total fun faucet and the life of the party.
by lashk November 7, 2010
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A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.
That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.

Did someone turn the shower on?

--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass
by wankernutz February 7, 2004
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A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.
I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.
by Charlie Tang July 7, 2005
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(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.
(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right
by Catalysis April 23, 2010
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The liquid version of the Cleveland steamer; a successful Milwaukee faucet is said to have taken place after a male has released a respectable amount of urine onto the chest of an apparently less-than-willing female during sexual activity. Not to be confused with a golden shower, a genuine Milwaukee faucet is specific to the pectoral region of the female participant.
Female: "Shall you be taking a dump upon my chest, my lord?"

Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."

Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."

Male: "Good."
by Missy the cat December 16, 2009
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A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!
by translantic01 June 26, 2011
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