FatJake 

The act of one's chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their ass hitting the floor.

I can't believe I just pulled a FatJake.
Ha Ha, Tiesha just pulled a FatJake.
Don't talk shit to me; I'll make you pull a FatJake.
Wow, that FatJake was really refreshing; Just what I needed to wake me up!
She pulled a FatJake in front of the humungous auditorium full of her colleagues.
I broke my backbone from pulling a FatJake.

FatJake by Jake Halverson October 2, 2007

Fatakins 

People of epic proportion (in size), also a Fatakins is usually an ugly and obnoxious person as well as fat. The Fatakin species usually hangs around large piles of grease or "McDonalds". Though the Fatakins are able to adapt to many of their surroundings, they cannot adapt to the mold that grows under their fat flaps along with the 14 week old chicken bone from "Popeyes".

EX 1.
EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! Look at those Fatakins their eating their own skin because it has grease on it.

EX 2.
Dude! What the hell those Fatakins are really annoying, they make me want to punch babies.

Fatakins by Joe Saculous May 20, 2007

fatmak 

Човек който стои на бюро твърде дълго, като си мисли че е военен. Използва се разговорно, например:

"Краси, ти си фатмаче братле." fatmak

Krasi, you are Fatmache bro - fatmak.

fatmak by старшината April 8, 2020

Fatcake 

(noun)

(1) One who overly indulges in consumption

(2) A soon to be tub of lard

(1) Ooohh, I ate too many swiss cake rolls! I'm a fatcake!!

(2) Cameron! You ate an entire XL Papa Johns pizza by yourself? You're going to be a fatcake!!

Fatcake by oi-oi-oi April 13, 2009

FATWAK

The term fatwakused to describe someone who is not only insanely fat but someone who is also terribly greedy.
Term originated in a solicitors office where there was a buff girl munching doughnuts all day.
Wriiten by her sexy boyfriend.

Oh my days maaaaan... Why is this buff girl eating all the doughnuts fam and even licking the box... she is such a fatwak!

FATWAK by SexyBoi09 April 30, 2009

Fatcake 

1. Noun. A person who eats too much fattening food or a fat person.

2. Noun. A fattening snack cake.

1. "Look at that fatcake eating that pizza. Disgusting."
2. "OMG I just ran out of fatcakes T-T"

Fatcake by The Six of One July 8, 2010

fatcakes 

Josh Martin.

"Hey fatcakes get me some pickles."
"Fatcakes come here for your slap."

fatcakes by PEEMAN1 July 19, 2003