"I'll tell you what you need is a fatty boom batty blunt, then you'll be seein' a sailboat, an ocean, and some of those mermaids doin that lesbian shit!"
-Jay, as played my Jason Mewes
-Jay, as played my Jason Mewes
by Double Threat January 16, 2004
1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.
by Mr.E.Man January 15, 2007
n. A fatty boom batty is packing a fat lip of dip and being fratastic. Throwing in a fatty boom batty is a past-time assosciated with playing video games, watching tv, and in the scummiest cases...making out with a girl. Fatty boom battys are best when used with skoal mint, skoal straight, and bandits. The ultimate fatty boom batty is also known as the Civil War, preferrably with a full sample tin of skoal minter on the bottom and mint bandits on the upper. I t is not a fatty boom batty if you dip while beating off, then it is just dirty and scummy and for pussies not man enough to get on bitches with a true fatty boom batty in. If u want to be really fratty, then call it a fratty boom batty and pack 8-10 lippers a day.
by Mark Payne December 16, 2006
by alisha November 30, 2002
1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "
by Mr.E.Man January 12, 2007