fat people miles 

1 mile = 6.5 fat people miles

A unit of measurement to express what it's like for fat people to walk or ride a bike for 1 mile. An unhealthy fat person walking 1 mile (5,280ft) is really like them walking approximately 6.5 miles(34,320ft) because they'll most likely get tired or hungry and become weaker and weaker. Not necessarily used to relate the amount of time it takes for them to complete the stated miles but more the amount of effort and concern for actually finishing.

-Hey, lets walk to Amenia.
-How far?
-About 2 miles.
-Are you kidding? That's like walking 13 fat people miles for me. Do I look like fucking Usain Bolt?

fat people miles by Ben jam'in C. May 28, 2010

Fat People Complex 

Fat people who think they are skinny and try to wear clothes that they know are too small. Even though they realize and acknowledge they are fat.

230 pound girl who is 5'3, shopping in Forever in the jr misses section.

Bitch if you don't get out of that section. There is nothing jr miss about you. You must have fat people complex.

Fat People Complex by A.S Sweetbriar November 6, 2010

Fat People

1. People who play WoW
2. People who drink diet pop and think it's healthy
3. Pregnant women

1. George Fisher
2. Fat people stock up on anything that says 'diet' on it
3. Your mother, when she was pregnant with you

Fat People by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

Fat people

These mammals are extremely overprotective of their "Diet" food. If approached while they are consuming, the obese creature will attack with cow-like reflexes. When told to go on a diet, they will tend to bitch and moan about how they lost 3 pounds over the past 5 months.

Skinny person: Frank you really need to go on a diet.

Frank: Suck my dick!

Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?

Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*

Skinny person: I hate fat people.

Fat people by maxmus45 September 8, 2008

Kick Fat People Day 

On the 28th of October you can kick any fat person. No matter if they are small or tall.

Oh look, it’s Timothy, let’s go and kick him because it’s kick fat people day!

Kick Fat People Day by Jammy Jimmy October 26, 2020

Fat People

People who are rejected in society cause their fat and stuff.
Commonly found:
1) Falling off bridges.
2) Getting pushed off bridges.
3) Breaking bridges and therefor falling into the water.
4) The Jerry Springer show

Skinny person 1: Yo dude did you see those Fat People fall into the water!
Skinny person 2: Yeah I heard there was a flood in Paris!
*Both of them laugh*
Fat guy from Paris: Latz' nowt fahny.
*Both skinny people push him into a bridge*

Fat People by NFtheAwesomeGuy April 9, 2009

Fat People

...need sex just like normal people too...

They just have to pay for it.

i feel sorry for fat people

Fat People by ssssasaasss October 13, 2007