Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!
Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!
Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!
by Daddys.Girl1987 October 27, 2017
Person 1: You're a nigger
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.
by LeNegre May 13, 2017
Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.
Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party
Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche
Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche
by Ben anstratheman September 19, 2008
Ahh here he is father alan
by Dieinafire October 7, 2019
by That random knob September 26, 2019
This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
by ravjeeet March 19, 2018
A father Marshall is an intellectual species that has a human like body. It's extremely long arms and lank fingers can be devastatingly painful if touched upon by. A father Marshall, much like a burrows the death stalker or spronkledoodle cannot be seen and can hide under any innocent body. When asleep, the Father Marshall (much like freddy Kruger) can appear out of nowhere and kill you in an instance. Saying his name will summon you to him.
Man 1: FATHER MARSHALL!!!!
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.
Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.
Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..
by Pewpew boom boom March 1, 2018