| 1. | FOB | ||
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FOB means "Father of Baby"...best used by single mothers when referring to her sperm donor/ domestic housemate / unofficial husband/ Father of Baby. Dada: Who's your FOB?
Me: That bloke i met in my Humanities class, how bout you? |
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| 2. | baby dada | ||
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baby father /// father of children he's my baby dada
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| 3. | abortion | ||
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Unwanted baby for the father of the baby. Mostly abortion happened as a result of pressure from family and the father of the baby. This man gives no support to pregnant woman. He doesn't want to have a baby even though mother of the baby desperately wanted to keep the baby. The father of the baby leaves a pregnant woman alone. The father of the baby forced to have an abortion to women. The facts of the abortion is not what women wanted. Women who were pressurised and had no support. The father of the baby; 'It was easy to make her having an abortion. I just left her alone even she was having severe morning sickness.'.
The father of the baby; 'I can get away from making her having an abortion. My life is easy as I always have own happy life even I made her an abortion.' I pleaded him that I wanted to have the baby, but he left me alone and he said it's just a foetus.. He said there are so many women had an abortion and I said I didn't want to be one of them. |
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| 4. | Dick Head Donor | ||
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1. a dick head, who is father of your child. 2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother. 3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman. When a dick head donor interacts with the mother of his child, he will go out of his way turn the conversation into a negative experience. Often having her walk away from him shaking her head mumbling, Ugh! What a Dick Head Donor!
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| 5. | Baby Gloaming | ||
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In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
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In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son! End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always. |
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| 6. | you are not the father | ||
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The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.
Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is. Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there. Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-
"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!" *Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony |
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| 7. | Baby by Busta | ||
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A child had by a lower-middle class father who does not care for it or the mother. If a woman has a baby by busta, it means that she was previously in a realtionship that did not necessarily include matrimony but which did result in a child. The father of the child (Busta) is a lower-middle class sterotype which is assumed to have children by women he was not married to, is divorced from now, or just seperated. A baby by busta has a contemporary connotation of being a dilemma for the mother, not necessarily unwanted (although that is a common connotation as well), but under circumstanes which could be more comfortable. Basically, a baby of trashy parents who made a very bad decision in having said baby. Also, Baby is usually dumped on mother, resulting in a single mother. You know why? Takes too much to touch her-from what I heard she got a baby by busta-my best friend said she used to fuck wit Usher-I don't care what none of y'all say-
I still love her. ~Gold Digger, Kanye West Guy 1: Michele is hot, but I got a feeling she got too much shit in da past, y'all kno wat im sayin? Guy 2: Thas right u aint no fool- that girl's got a baby by busta |
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