fat pad

when social distancing and fear bears down on you
-try to establish daily routines. music, workout, get your dose of daylight, write or phone people you care about
-have positive thoughts. your memory can provide you with good times. remember them, your achievements, moments with loved ones. know that this will pass.
-think ahead. make plans, be creative, look forward
I love you.

caught myself despairing. i was like, woa, our fat pad has been our arrogance, we can easily live off that for the next months.

fat pad by Krkič March 17, 2020

fat pad

the noise made when a bare female body is bouncing off the lower abdomine of a naked male body

also means the part of body between the belly button and crotch

lower abs (between your nips and shaft)
the fat pad noise shows a good time becoming a great time

fat pad by garrett 981247 January 17, 2008

fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles

look at that lard arse using his fat paddles

fat paddles by madferret September 19, 2010

Fat paddling 

using a person's rolls, whether another persons or your own, for sexual pleasure

Tim: "Phew, that was good. I just finished fat paddling."
Joe: "Fat paddling?"
Tim: "Yeah, turns out your mom needs to visit the gym."

Fat paddling by cheddarshreddar December 27, 2019

Fat paderc 

I don’t know how to explain it

Omg u got mc Donald’s your such a fat paderc

Fat paderc by Migro098 January 16, 2019

fatpad 

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.

I can rub my fatpad until i cum.

fatpad by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018