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fat flaps 

A fat miserable, middle aged woman who leaves floaters in the toilet at work. She is ugly & most likely will be lonely for the rest of her life. She also has fat hands & does fanny farts.
Fat flaps...go sit on a bat you miserable c**t
fat flaps by greekforthehoneybee December 8, 2010

Fat Flapping 

The action of getting volatile and angry over a minute and niche thing of something that's praised.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Left 4 Dead 2 update?
Friend 2: Yea, I hear it's awesome! Though I did hear one dude complain that the update ruined his mods.
Friend 1: Don't mind him, he's probably just some fat flapping weeb who's upset that his 150 Hatsune Miku mods don't work no more. Let's go play!
Friend 2: Ight, bet!
Fat Flapping by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 27, 2020

Big, fat, flapping rat trap 

The mouth someone who is saying something very stupid
Ian: I know everything
Tea-Lady: Shut your big, fat, flapping rat trap.
Used for females who have large "flaps". Excess skin around the vaginal area :) baggy fanny.
have you seen megan's fatflaps?
fatflap by QueenB33 August 13, 2010

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026