how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"

Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.

by Homosheshuals January 14, 2023

I am Fast As Fuck Boi

Means the speed is too fast and can't be calculated by asian calculator and also Big Shaq

I am Fast As Fuck Boi , that's why I make a girl pregnant and she and her family can't find me .

by SaturoTeachEnglish September 30, 2018

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

i listen to talk fast

a code word to tell you’re bisexual

person a: hey do you listen to sweater weather?

person b: nah bitch i listen to talk fast by 5sos

by notarealperson;) April 2, 2021

the most plenty of fast internet

An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.

Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!

by Led Zeppole December 5, 2004

FAST IS MET

It means done deal babe

Listening one time my little mate... I saw the cash and fast is met ..

by Tommy Ross August 10, 2025