1. Noun-The image of arabic perfection. Farzaneh's are usually hairy legged gypsies with mischievous monkey side kicks who rob toursits, while they sing "i'm bringing sexy back"
in their native tongue.
2. Verb-When a beautiful Persian woman seduces you into an alley, mugs and then ties you up until some one finds you.
3. The feeling when you know some one has drugged your food.
Sorry mom I feel like some one has farzaneh'd with our food