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Something so remotely stupid or insugnifigant (sic i know shut up) that no word can describe it. A total dumbass or retard.
Damn the test was such a damn piece of fartwagner.
All St. Marks kids are classified by the spieces of fartwagner.
Man your kid went to St. Marks? What a fartwag!
by Charles Ball July 03, 2006
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