farnarkeling 

Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.

To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."

farnarkeling by Ossminid October 25, 2007

fartnaucker 

A very cheap idiodick person.

kid:one ice cream please
(Ice cream man gives kid a half eaten ice cream)
Kid:no, i want one that you haven't eaten.
Ice Cream Man: Then i guess your not getting anything.
(kid throws ice cream at the man)
Kid:fartnaucker

fartnaucker by zhane April 11, 2007

fartnickel 

The spooge of a rooster.

Ewwwwww, that cock just sprayed me with his fartnickel!

fartnickel by fwabbawabbadingdong December 19, 2008

fartnarcel

a person who sits in a bathtub with water and while farting bites the bubbels as they hit the surface

dude id fartnarceling in the bathtub

fartnarcel by Willy B Goode September 10, 2010

Farnarkeled 

A state caused by actions which appeared productive but were actually not; applicable to both situations and objects.

1. After about half an hour of noisy tidying up the children left their rooms utterly farnarkeled.

2. Having no more than a verbal agreement with a customer, as to what will be delivered at the end, is the best way to ensure that a project ends up farnarkeled beyond redemption.

Farnarkeled by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009

Frartnarckal 

When your trying to sound like your having a stroke but it's not working and your saying random nonsense

I'm trying to Frartnarckal over here man,

Frartnarckal by DemonLordDefinition September 8, 2023

Frartnarckal 

When you are trying to sound like your having a slight stroke and you say the first weird thing in your head

Im trying to Frartnarckal here and it's not working

Frartnarckal by DemonLordDefinition September 8, 2023