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Fagmonster 

A person who's homosexuality has become monsterous.

A person who is both homosexual, and a monster.
My freind Ethan, who has become "emo" in out look in life and dress, is a Fagmonster. He absorbs other people's gay, and sends it out as his own, giving off homosexual vibes for miles from his hill billy house.
Fagmonster by Nightmare January 6, 2005

fartmeister 

A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them.
"My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister.
fartmeister by chelle4asl March 28, 2010

fartmonger 

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.
He is such a fartmonger.
fartmonger by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

Fartmaster 

A creater of immensely powerful farts, ranging from either sheer loudness or deathly odour.
Holy shit dude, you're the fartmaster......you could cut that fart with a chair leg.
Fartmaster by johnny.mc August 28, 2009

fartmoshere

It's the atmosphere created by repeatedly farting in the same room. Its somtimes seen butt mostly smelled.
Like when you smoke in a room the smokes rises to the top of a room. Except with farts you can't see it. You still have to stop , drop and crawl to exit the room for safety. A fartmoshere is heard and smelled butt not seen.
fartmoshere by Hawaii Steevo March 9, 2014

Flirtmonster 

Someone who incessantly flirts with anyone who passes their standards of looks and general personality. This usually occurs without the flirtmonster even realising because it comes so naturally to them.
Flirtmonsters, we all know one, YES I MEAN YOU, you know who you are.