fartoisseur 

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

Fart Kiss 

When you fart into another persons mouth, then that other person blows it back into your mouth.

While I was getting rimmed last night I accidentally busted a fart in my girls mouth, to my surprise she was cool with it and gave me a fart kiss.

Fart Kiss by Mystery Shoe August 7, 2012

Fartpiss 

The act of expelling liquid from the anus during PMG (personal methane generation) often caused by large consumption of alchohol and fast food.

Yah the fartpiss after my McBinge last night was god awful, I told you not to let me eat that shit when i'm wasted!

Fartpiss by HiltMagnet May 15, 2011

Fart kiss 

The act of farting in someone's mouth then blowing it back in their face

I fart kissed this girl last night I was so drunk.

Fart kiss by Keith Brenner May 7, 2011

Farkiss 

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.

Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"

Farkiss by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007

Fartissue

A person who had a real issue with farting and seems to have no control over the problem.

"Oh my gosh...he has a total fartissue".

"Dude, like enough with you and your fartissue".

Fartissue by kdcinsb October 7, 2010