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fart fest 

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.
"It's time for fart fest already?"
fart fest by ethelegg February 18, 2005

fart fest 

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.
person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.
fart fest by bopkes June 23, 2009
That meal you have at 2 in the morning that is larger than all of your other three meals combined.
Fatty: I think I ate two fish filets, a huge smoothie, the rest of the mashed potatoes and red beans and rice, and four pieces of pizza. And a bowl of ice cream.

Bystander: Sounds like you had a whole nuther dinner!

Fatty: I think of it as more of a fatfest.
fatfest by NoeOffenseBut... February 25, 2014

Fartesticles 

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.
Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...
Fartesticles by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

Fartlestick 

An object of disappointment or frustation
Oh Fartlestick, not again!
Fartlestick by Queenesta November 13, 2014

Fartdestroy 

I wish I was mutual with fartdestroy

Fartdestroy the best
Fartdestroy by Cheesecheedarpoo March 13, 2021