Fartacus

pron. A person who flatulates in a crowded, public place in the hopes of passing the blame onto the masses.

Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.

Fartacus by jjbizzippo August 24, 2010

Fartacus

First son of Demi god Flatulus - bastard son of great Jupiter - He who wields the mighty lightning and thunder and a lesser sewage nymph Shartia. Jupiter became enamored with Shartia after spying her from his throne on Mt Olympus - reveling in filthy sexual consort of the type the other nymphs won't. Legend ascribes Shartia with introducing scat play to the mighty Jupiter.

Into the coliseum roared Fartacus and he proceeded to blow away all other gladiators!!

Fartacus by Princess Cathryn Of Vulgaria April 13, 2021

farticus 

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.

after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"

farticus by Mattsolit April 10, 2006

Farticus 

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.

George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.

Farticus by FireZombie October 10, 2014

hot fartacus 

When a baby wakes up in the middle of the night crying from a fart, but quickly goes back to sleep after its passing.

It's probably just hot fartacus. Go back to sleep.

hot fartacus by Poseidons kiss April 2, 2016

fartpussy 

a gay man's asshole

Oooh, look at him. I bet he has a nice, tight fartpussy.

fartpussy by UUUUUU April 4, 2009

Fartus 

The young of a fart, usually produced from unprotected exposure to beans, in the womb of the anus, especially in the later stages when growth can be felt throughout the intestines and colon.

Oh my god, becky...my fartus is due any second and im freaking out! why didnt i take a beano before i let all those greens into my body??

Fartus by BitchesAreShit September 23, 2011