by Slarty Bartfast February 28, 2008
A bag attached to a tube that is inserted into the anus for purpose of caching fart-gas. A one-way valve at the bag connection prevents dissipation.
A vintage year gas is stored in a fartbag.
A fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a "fartbag-sandwich"
Sometimes one may experience a "fartbag-in-the-city" sensation when overwhelmed.
A fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a "fartbag-sandwich"
Sometimes one may experience a "fartbag-in-the-city" sensation when overwhelmed.
by bloke October 8, 2003
by sideburn October 9, 2003
a person, typically male, who doesn't appreciate the great things in life, like fart jokes or playstation. typically, fartbags are typically found in frat houses or boy bands
girl: oh, man, did you hear that one?
boy: that's not very ladylike, can i borrow your nail clippers?
girl: quit being such a fartbag
boy: that's not very ladylike, can i borrow your nail clippers?
girl: quit being such a fartbag
by cynthia iscool February 6, 2004
A supremely unpleasant asshole. A fartbag is someone who thinks they're better than everyone else and see themselves as perfect. They try their hardest to find something wrong with anyone and everyone around them.
by Batmann123199 June 6, 2015
Fartbag: Fah-art-ba-g färt/bag/
Noun (informal)
1. An individual who's entire being (both figuratively and literally) is comprised of a large collection of nauseating gas emitted from the anus.
Noun (informal)
1. An individual who's entire being (both figuratively and literally) is comprised of a large collection of nauseating gas emitted from the anus.
"Carrot Top, what a fartbag!"
"I'm worried that if I drive my moms PT Cruiser, everyone will think I'm a fartbag."
"People who wear "FBI: female body inspector" shirts are widely regarded, throughout the world, as massive fartbags"
"Jim McGuire is being such a colossal fartbag."
"Other examples include, but are not limited to: Ann Coulter, litter bugs, MRAs, nazi sympathizers, Dane Cook, people who publicly play the bongos poorly, and anyone who defines the word joke. "
"I'm worried that if I drive my moms PT Cruiser, everyone will think I'm a fartbag."
"People who wear "FBI: female body inspector" shirts are widely regarded, throughout the world, as massive fartbags"
"Jim McGuire is being such a colossal fartbag."
"Other examples include, but are not limited to: Ann Coulter, litter bugs, MRAs, nazi sympathizers, Dane Cook, people who publicly play the bongos poorly, and anyone who defines the word joke. "
by Cocainekatie May 2, 2014