1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"
Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!
by .:nadine:. March 14, 2008
Head-Fart -- (noun, verb) Plural. head-farts
Otherwise known as to sneeze, a physiological response to an intruder in the nasal passage.
Otherwise known as to sneeze, a physiological response to an intruder in the nasal passage.
Noun: Dude, I just had a major sneeze.
You mean you had a major head-fart.
Verb: I think I just head-farted all over myself.
You mean you had a major head-fart.
Verb: I think I just head-farted all over myself.
by Smoker in the Crest DC April 11, 2009
by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017
Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.
They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.
The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
by WhateverJack March 7, 2023