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fart muffin 

to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.
Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.
fart muffin by CPE-33 April 28, 2006
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Fart Muffin 

When you fart so hard that a little bit of poo pokes out of your butthole.
Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.
Fart Muffin by maaayn November 3, 2015

Fart muffin 

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.
Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.
Fart muffin by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Fartmuffin

someone who brings an unpleasant vibe into an already good atmosphere
What a fartmuffin, he just killed the entire party
Fartmuffin by RichForever November 20, 2017

Farthuffing 

When you put your mouth up to your romantic partners asshole and suck on their asshole when they fart in your mouth
Babe… want to start farthuffing me?

Yeah babe that’s really fucking hot when we do that.
Farthuffing by Ravioli__Bandit January 4, 2022

Fartpuffing 

1.The act of inhaling farts then blowing them out as if your where smoking a cigarette or blunt ,2.the act of farting into a bag then inhaling it .
1.fartpuffimg helps me calm down .
2.fartpuffing feels the best when your with someone you love.
Fartpuffing by Dirty hamster September 4, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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