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Fart-treat me like that 

When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.
Fart-treat me like a donkey.”

“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”

Fart-treat me like Dagon.”

dont make me fart

when u laugh so hard that you fart and u just cant help it.
e.g.

elly (shes fat) says: im gonna go for a run this arvo

jack says: oh dont make me fart
dont make me fart by edizzle91 April 11, 2010

Fart for me Piggie!! 2 

The greatest anime of all time. Don't google it because you won't find it on google. Google doesn't want you to know about this amazing new hit anime that dropped called "Fart for me Piggie!! 2". This hit sequel to the original "Fart for me Piggie!" continues the tale of the unnamed protagonist on his quest to make the titular piggie fart for him. The genre of the anime is dramedy.
John: "Man, I can't wait to watch the new episode of 'Fart for me Piggie!! 2' that just released on Crunchyroll"
Tyler: "What the fuck are you talking about, there is no such thing as an anime called 'Fart for me Piggie!! 2'. Please seek psychiatric help, John."
John: "ha ha I wonder if the piggie will fart"

fart and give me a clue 

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!
i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

U make me wanna fart 

Another definition of true love. Basically a hotter way of saying "let's kiss." If you tell your partner "u make me wanna fart" you two are definitely soulmates.
person 1: u make me wanna fart
person 2: dayuuum shawty bbg.....
person 1: let's kiss
person 1 & 2: *violently makes out*

Show me how those big tits fart!!! 

Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.

Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.
Man:Hey girl. You got big ass titties. How about you show me how those big tits fart!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!