Open Air Fart 

A release of a fart outdoors that is so dense and vile that not even a breeze, strong wind, or any other weather related condition can safely disperse the heinous ass gas before it makes its way to all surrounding victims’ noses. Even moments later, this thick and gaseous hell-beast of a rectal belch will stay lingering in the same outdoor vicinity in which it was spawned.

The family cookout was going well this past weekend, until Bobbo laid an open air fart that cleared the entire picnic area and almost killed his already unhealthy, jaundice looking friend, Smear.

Minutes later when EMTs arrived to collect Smear, the lingering aroma of Bobbo’s open air fart forced them to wear decontamination suits and oxygen masks in order to enter the hot zone.

Open Air Fart by Mr Damien Bean May 21, 2015

air fart

This generally happens when someone has been working out or stressing their torso and then a little poot comes out with an amazingly awful stench.

Holy crap, Lucas was exercizing and then he smelled horrible i think it was an air fart.

air fart by AustinFera December 29, 2005

Cold Air Fart 

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

Cold Air Fart by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011

Air fart

The act of farting but the fart has no sound , except an air fart is a really smelly fart.

Person 1: oh god Whats that smell
Person 2: sorry I just farted

Person 1: but I didn’t hear it

Person 2 : oh yeah that was an air fart

Air fart by Irishdirectioner July 30, 2025

air freshener fart 

1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer

Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.

air freshener fart by ucanthavethisusername February 5, 2010

fartair

The stuff a hand dryer blows on your hands right before you eat!

I can't beleive this cheap ass resturant does not have paper towels and I have to blow fartair on my hands right before I eat.

fartair by Weapon12 May 12, 2010