Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.

Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

Fart Flaming Ass Clown by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010

Interior I don't give a flaming fart 

A phrase told by Amir Blumenfeld in the episode "Screenplay" of Jake and Amir series.

It is known that Amir's cousin's lawyer 'Edward Freakin' Nort" is the creator of the phrase.

Amir: No

Jake: Don't say no while I'm talking. Let me finish. It's gonna sound bad if you say "no" while I'm doing it." "Interior I don't give a flaming fart."

Amir: No.

Interior I don't give a flaming fart by J&Afan July 31, 2011

flaming fart of doom

It begins as a rumbling feeling inside your stomach. You think it is nothing but then your ass starts to burn and flames shoot out of your ass at a very high speed and that is when you need to quickly run to the bath room before you kill everyone with in a 10 mile radius.

"Oh my Gosh I just had this flaming fart of doom all over the side of your wall and I need a power washer."

flaming fart of doom by broke the toilet June 6, 2009

Fart Framing 

When you are at the store with your girl, you hide around the corner so it looks like she's alone in the aisle and you let one rip.

I was at the Big Lots and my bf was fart framing me again. Everybody totally thought I was the one ripping ass.

Fart Framing by PedoBlaster November 28, 2019