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When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.
See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.
by K Siddy August 18, 2005
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Farting and then leaving the area to implicate blame on someone else.
While looking at cards in the store, John farted and then intentianlly left Erica to take the blame for the fart in front of the strangers. She was a victim of the fart n dart.
by Norty007 December 30, 2009
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the act of leaving a flatus in the area of one or more people and then leaving the vicinity immediately or shortly after the gas has been dispersed.
"Hey dude, don't fart here, go over there and pull a fart'n'dart on those blokes."
by FrEaKiNiT97 September 13, 2012
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