| 1. | squirrel tail | ||
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The steamy shape created when you fart outside in the cold. Farts,like your breath, are not always invisible, (girls). I was freezing at the bus stop this morning and this guy farted. You should have seen the squirrel tail coming out of his butt. It was crazy huge!
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| 2. | Fart Game | ||
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The fart game is when a group two or more parties(usually men) eat a large amount of food that gives them gas(chili is a good one)and see who can bust the best ass a clear out the whole room The other night i was playing the fart game and i pushed a little too hard and crapped a chocolate squirrel.
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| 3. | Dog Fart | ||
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One of the foulest odors known to man. Occasionally known to be lethal. As many other poisonous creatures, dogs are also immune to their own toxic odor. And typically are unaware of releasing said toxin. As it makes no audible sound upon its release. Guy 1: Dude! That was one nasty dog fart!
Guy 2: We better get out of here. |
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| 4. | fart graveyard | ||
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A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down. Dude #1, sitting down:
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job! Dude #2: That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard. |
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| 5. | attic fart | ||
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An unusually odorous and stale fart that seems to be pushed out from very high up in ones bowels. First used by Mike Clark of the Drew and Mike radio show on WRIF in Detroit, MI. Was that your attic fart, or do you have a squirrel that died two weeks ago in your pocket?
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| 6. | Got Big | ||
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To indicate a fart that unexpectedly deviates into a poo. Taken from cricketing terminology, referencing a delivery which unpredictably bounces higher than expected at the last minute, often striking the batsmen in the ribs or head. Often requires the decommissioning and disposal of underwear after the event. Originated on a Nation Express coach, Junction 34 - Lancaster. mate, i'm in a mess! That fart got big on me
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| 7. | Farting a squirrel | ||
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When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful
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