A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.
Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.
by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012
Damn it! Ruben layed a poison fart in the living room so he could have the TV to himself,stinky bastard.
by Rub Dogg August 28, 2006