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Holding toilette paper over the anus in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.
When over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. Or in a public restroom and you don't want to scare your neighbor you grab some TP and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.
by bejamin billions April 12, 2010

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