Farfando 

The act of farting discretely.

Ex1: Guy 1:Dude I just made a Farfando.
guy 2: Get out of my car!

Ex2: Did you just make a farfando?

Farfando by marmando October 20, 2012

Fartfaced

Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.

"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

Fartfaced by Mr. Big Knob Shit Kitten March 13, 2013

poophead fartface 

the worst insult possible. very very hurtful. may lead to depression

Bully: "Don't end our streak you poophead fartface"
Victim: "Omg you hurt my feelings"

poophead fartface by hgdysuaikmnhsbxsai August 19, 2016

fartface 

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room

fartface by Big Al August 5, 2003

farfanoogin

A person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubble

Pedro is a shit eating farfanoogin.

farfanoogin by Tom Thumb May 30, 2006

Faroffistan 

A location or country somewhere away from where you are, so far that you didn't know that you didn't know where it was.

Dude1: Where is Bob going?
Dude2: Bob is moving somewhere over there. Maybe in the Middle East
Dude1: Where?
Dude2: Somewhere in Faroffistan or something...

Faroffistan by jpkaty March 11, 2010

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something you search on urban dictionary when you get bored during school

you: im so bored what if I search fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart on urban dictionary

fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021