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A person that faps way too much.
Person 1: Wow, that Mcquiston sure is a faptain. I heard he jerks off every night.

Person 2: Not as bad as that Nick kid.
by nimanimanimanimanimanima October 29, 2010

Words related to faptain

fapper fapping
Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.
Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*
by Bazrael October 19, 2014