salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

salmon sucking fanny lick by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

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fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!

Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!

fanny licker by Shell555 January 5, 2007