fanny pack

When your friends mom is packing heat in the back

Damn! Clay your mom's got a nice fanny pack!

by PapaPoirier December 9, 2016

Fanny Pack

British slang for a gangbang.

She was excited for the twelve guys to give her a fanny pack.

by yttiwgnihtemos January 19, 2021

Fanny pack

1. A bag that goes around your waist if you still think you're in the 90's
2. In British slang, a bunch of vaginas

1. Why is that dude wearing a fanny pack
2. JESUS WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT A FANNY PACK HOME WITH YOU!?!!?

by Lemon_melon_24 July 18, 2017

Fanny Pack

An utterly mindless simpleton.

A Fanny Pack would be funnier than this guy!

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

Upstairs Fanny Pack

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.

Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.

by m0thra May 1, 2023

Back of the fanny pack

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.

Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money

by majonese December 19, 2019

fanny pack five

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".

by anoneomas March 22, 2019