Placing a bag (normally a handbag) behind your knees and in front of your crotch when sitting down to prevent people looking up your skirt and seeing your knickers
by Igle October 31, 2007
He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.
by Sally Nips September 27, 2009