fanapple 

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

fanapple by arb January 17, 2013

fapplesauce 

substance created in the fap factory

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory

fapplesauce by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009

franapple 

Franapple is i a stupid person that sucks at everything and can't do anything right.

my friend Dan is such a Franapple he got fired from 20 jobs

franapple by apple seller December 8, 2010

Flapples 

Flappy Nipples

Wow... did you ever see the Flapples on Simon Cowell? DISGUSTING!

Flapples by Saralee78 December 17, 2011

Johnny Fappleseed 

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.

Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.

Johnny Fappleseed by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

Frapnapples

A random term used to describe just about anything. Can be used as a negative or positive response.

Jeff: Hey! I made it into Harvard!
Parents: Frapnapples!!! That's awesome!

Billy: I got and STD last night I think, I just don't feel right.
Bob: Frapnapples, that friken sucks.

Frapnapples by Will0215 May 19, 2010

Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg

"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"

Fartapples by el reeko January 14, 2010