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false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
by asssburgers January 29, 2011