Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
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