Facrotes

When someone is trying to sound deep or intelligent by posting ridiculously over dramatic philosophies or political views on facebook. They're likely not as smart as they try to put on, or even understand what they just said. Takes the words facebook and Socrates and combines them, which conveniently forms the sound "fake" when spoken. Can also be used to describe someone doing such things outside of facebook or someone sharing political views they likely heard on t.v. or from their parents, seconds before posting/sharing. A common trait among facrotes, is not knowing what you're talking about, or using someone else's words or opinions as your own, without actually researching the subject.

Ex. 1
Girl 1 Post: "What is a person when all that remains of the untranscended individual is an empty vessel through which bullshit is chanel3d? Are they human? No, but wound3d and alone." Me

Girl 2 reply: Give me a fucking break with this crap. Stop being such a facrotes and start making sense. Just because nobody understands you, doesn't mean you're an undiscovered genious.

Ex. 2
Guy 1: Obama is so stupid because he doesn't understand how to be president with the money and war and stuff and he wants to eat all of our children. Look it up, it's true.

Guy 2: You're being a real fucking facrotes right now. Did you get that from your ignorant parents or from watching Fox News?

Guy 1: Fuck you, you communist. That's my own opinion and it's the truth.

Guy 2: Whatever you say Facrotes.

Facrotes by waffle zOmbie July 28, 2011

fakebites 

Snakesbites...Only you're too much of a wimp to actually go through with it so you get those cheap crappy fake piercings and use those and try to pass them off as snakebites. Usually done by ugly, fat wanna be scene girl posers.

Damn. I thought she was cool and had snakebites...
But that bitch went and got them fakebites.

fakebites by Matt1224 September 20, 2007

fakeries 

Someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.

Mary Bashi Is The Fakeries When Shes With Those Eastside Bitches

fakeries by Cuuuute May 21, 2006

fakeries 

Someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.

Mary Bashi Is The Fakeries When Shes With Those Eastside Bitches

fakeries by Cuuuute May 21, 2006

fakerate 

A person trying to be cool by posing and/or lying.

“I’m a skater, you’re a fakerate, RICHEEE!” -Brendan G.

fakerate by ILikeChickenPatties December 1, 2017

fakenotears 

a legend on stan twitter. she’s a big fat lesbian and changes personality’s way too much. oh and she’s always horny

have you ever heard of fakenotears? she really likes women

fakenotears by Ariola Grandeeee May 28, 2020

Fakerest

Someone who always ducks attempts to race in sonic because they are scared and chicken cuz they know they'll lose because of how goated I am. Also someone who is pretty mid at Egyptian but also not really don't look at the score.

Person 1(J): RACE ME
Person 2(R): Nah, because I'm fakerest and I'm scared I'm gonna get dusted

Fakerest by BestRacer405 September 2, 2025