fake dick trick

when you unzip your fly, put your hand down your pants, and stick your finger out of your fly...so your finger resembles a dick.

My friend pulled a fake dick trick at the bar last night.

fake dick trick by off the walls May 7, 2009

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Fake non-dick

Person who is a dick but pretends not to be one

Harvey Weinstein, Tom Ashbrook and the guy from Minnesota are fake non-dicks.

Fake non-dick by jlb0576 January 6, 2018

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Fake Dicking

When male puts in an extraordinary effort during sex with a female. This is often due to the male being under the influence of narcotics or sexual stimulants such as viagra or cialis. The male knows this effort far exceeds his normal ability but does not disclose this to the female.

Mole Hopkins: “I gave this chick a fake dicking last night, I hope she doesn’t expect that again”.

Fake Dicking by Melvin Smiley May 10, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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