Fairy Dusted

When you're trying to snort coke off of a hookers ass and she farts and blows it back into your face

Mike: Bro, I was hanging out with this babe last night and she fairy dusted me, bro

Trevor: shoulda punched 'er in 'er fuckin gazers bro

Fairy Dusted by wa ge October 24, 2019

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Fairy-duster

verb, fair-eeduhs-ter to fart a cloud of powder into someone's face. Usually done by sprinkling baby-powder in your ass crack. However, you can be creative; it works with many different powders and also can be done with queefs.

"Dude, last night this girl gave me a fairy dusting I'll never forget!"

"Hey baby get on your knees I'm gonna give you a fairy-duster"

Fairy-duster by P-B-J May 7, 2010

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fairy duster

an uber feminine heterosexual person with a dick that fails at everything they try to do

"Man! You are SUCH a fairy duster! You just got totally rejected by that hot chick because you're too girly! What a fairy duster!"

fairy duster by Qui Qui November 12, 2009

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fairydusted

verb, meaning.. the act of a heterosexual getting sounding beat up by a homosexual

Person A: Did you see Sean get his ass whopped by that gay dude?

Person B: Yes, he was soundly fairydusted.

fairydusted by Jonny Jonas February 9, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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