Objective Finance 

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.

"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

Objective Finance by Obviouslyperson February 4, 2021

financegasm 

A financial's sensory overload caused by the introduction of said financial to some exciting report, analysis, or new tool.

financial 1: Did you see the new pivot excel report sheet?
financial 2: Oooh that sounds sexy. Look at those numbers *financegasm*

financegasm by IT_overlord January 20, 2009

financee 

Someone you are engaged to strictly for financial reasons.

"He doesn't really love her, he loves her money. Until they actually get married, she is his financee."

financee by steve freund March 24, 2008

Food and Finance High School

1. Where 50% of kids come because no other school accepted them.

2. Where 3/4 of the kids don't like to cook.

3. Where there is a bunch of unnecessary drama.

Food and Finance High School
OMG, I hope freshman leave FFHS as soon as possible.

Food and Finance High School by MillyBobbyBrown June 25, 2018

finance bro 

One who drives a bmw with white interior leather, balks at dehumanizing hookers and overal douchey appearance to impress everyone around him with the finance firm he works for

Hes a straight finance bro, only cares about money and hoes

finance bro by Niqqa G September 3, 2016

Personal Finance 

That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.

Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...

Personal Finance by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016

Finance bro 

Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.

Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.

They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.

If you've met or dated one finance bro, you've met them all.

Friend: Hey are you seeing that guy again?

Girl: Nexted. He's a total finance bro, thinks he is "god's gift" which he certainly is not.

Finance bro by TooBusyNexting November 18, 2018