Fail to the faillionth power 

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).

Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!

Fail to the faillionth power by ilvoce October 14, 2009

fillintheblankistan 

Used to describe any random country in the Middle East, without having to be specific.

Y'know....ol' Mohommad over in Fillintheblankistan...

fillintheblankistan by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

Faillion 

(Fail'yon) Having lately shattered the concept of Infinity, this value is now actually the biggest number there is. At the precise moment of FAIL, this amount for any value of speed, angle, stupidity or regret.

"The rally car rolled off the cliff edge at a Faillion miles an hour."

Faillion by J to M October 28, 2008

faillionaire 

I fail so epic that it is a win. Similar to failtacular.

"It's not rape unless you yell surprise," is a faillionaire.

--Surprise!!!!--
--RAPE!!!!--

faillionaire by traugdor June 10, 2011

fillinthropic 

Describes da practice of donating large amounts of one's time/effort to assist others in writing responses on applications, contracts, tests, etc.

Since da infamous Paperwork Reduction Act has ultimately done little to actually curb da tidal wave of required forms and documents, there is still a great need for fillinthropic work by people wif da knowledge, patience, and endurance to either scribble da questionnaire-answers onto da "bothersome blanks" themselves, or verbally guide da frustrated/exhausted/clueless info-jotters on what would be best to put down on said assistance-request pages and agreement-sheets.

fillinthropic by QuacksO January 16, 2025