Trish: Pam and I are the only ones that remembered what to bring to the party.
Pam: Dale forgot the forks.
Dale: No one wants your faily cake anyway.
by PalePumpkinHead February 15, 2008
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a family composed of fail. portmanteau of family + fail
Massielle: "I had a faily today. a family of epic fail. the nastiest trashiest people ever."

Me: I wonder if that's on urban dictionary...
by NoUseForAPseudonym September 5, 2011
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A story you tell about you, or someone else, about a fail.
"So I tried balancing on the chair but I lost my balance and fell through the table"

"Man, what a Faily Tale"
by urbandickshonhairy September 27, 2009
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someone who fails at getting laid. its not a nickname, its an insult
yea, i was macking on this bitch, and i totally smack faily'ed it
by xxsaproxx October 28, 2010
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1. The nickname for a shoddy soft toy, crafted in the questionable likeness of a baby seal.

2. A derogatory MMORPG epithet, used with intent to embarrass or marginalize a horrendously destructive or inexperienced player.
FFS, that faily seal priest pulled the whole room and then didn't heal!
by Eulanna December 21, 2010
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