Fapouflage 

Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.

Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."

Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."

Fapouflage by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010

Fagouflage

Noun: The act of pretending to be gay in order to deter unwanted women or to fit in to homosexual festivities

Antonym: The act of being so in the closet you try to be straight.

Dude, this troll who wants my nuts is rollin' up. Help me throw on some fagouflage to scare her off!

Fagouflage by The Sullier December 11, 2010

Fatouflage 

When a girl wears clothing that makes her appear as though she is not a fatty, but once the clothing is removed it is revealed she is on the thick side

I thought that girl was cute but when she was getting naked i realized that it was actually her sweatshirt provided excellent fatouflage

Fatouflage by 10barrelwords September 2, 2013

fagflag 

The rainbow gay pride flag

Alex: "Did you see the fagflag on that house back there?"
Taylor: "Yeah, it was so pretty"
Alex: "....."

fagflag by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Fagalagette 

A slur reffering to somebody with homosexual traits. Also meaning a complete "retard"

Samantha: Yeah I totaly forgot to do your homework last night sorry, Sara.
Sara: Samantha, You fagalagette! I'm gonna kick your ass!

Fagalagette by Poopy poo face August 28, 2007

Fagouflage

speaking or acting in a deceiving manner that hides your true inner fag!

1. To hide his true inner fag, Tom Cruise implements Fagouflage by trying to act in action films.

2. Obviously your a fag, but why are you talking about fucking women?

Fagouflage by Chris America April 25, 2010

flaboflage 

Unnecessary layers of clothing used to cover up body fat.

She has a hot face, but Ill bet she looks like a melting ice cream cone underneath all that flaboflage.

flaboflage by DesperatebutnotSerious September 7, 2016