fagnostic

Confused of your sexuality. Used in the movie "Say It Isn't So".

"I believe the term you used was fagnostic. Or maybe it was 'that fuckin homo'"

by marcotte March 11, 2003

fagnostic

A person who denies he is gay because everyone assumes that he is.

"Bruce, you can't make out with Todd, and then tell me you are a fagnostic!"

by quillian5000 April 21, 2009

fagnostic

The complete denial of the existence of homosexuality.

"There's no way that your dad was checking out my ass because there's no such thing as a fag," said the fagnostic.

by Super Dave April 20, 2003

fagnostic

1) someone who is just so unbelievably gay or strange that it is ridiculous.

2) any emotion

That guy with his hip popped out in his picture is so fagnostic.

Her boyfriend is so fagnostic that he wants to be a girl.

Her mood is always so fagnostic!

Eww that's so fagnostic!

by jersey biotch xo3 December 2, 2008

fagnostic

One's denial of being "checked out" by a homosexual.

Aman, the fagnostic, explained that the queer was just being "friendly."

by Super Dave April 20, 2003

Fagnostic

From the roots fag- meaning gay and agnostic meaning indifferent. A person who is fagnostic isn't really gay, but isn't really opposed to the idea. Most fagnostics are closet cases or 'three beer queers.' Also, refer to 'hipster.'

Co-worker #1 "Look there's Jim, I heard that he's gay, someone saw Todd blowing him at the Christmas party."

Co-worker #2 "No, Jim's just fagnostic, he'll take oral from anyone when he's drunk, he's got a girlfriend in Canada."

by stevexumba December 22, 2008

Fagnostic

A homosexual man whom refuses to believe in the advantage of length or girth over the other.

Agame is fagnostic, and can't decide which of his former boyfriends was better in bed.

by Zibidideath August 8, 2009