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An excessively obese male of the homosexual community.
That numa numa guy is so gay and over weight! What a faglard.
Faglard by rompebollo November 16, 2009
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faglander 

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is unfortunately good at attracting members of the same sex.
Brandon, that is the third phone number you've gotten in the last week from another guy. You're such a faglander.
faglander by SMKFBM August 9, 2012
You know that wierd kid? Yeah he's a fagla
fagla by Zero Chance February 9, 2003
A falafel that tastes really REALLY bad. Usually sold at the same place you'd buy a khav kalash and crab juice.

Can also be confused with wawfulles.
- Yo dude, that falafel we had at Basha's... gave me the shits.
- I know, right? 'Twas falawful.
falawful by KenM January 4, 2016

Falawkas 

Falawkas: (adj):

1. Irrelevant; misplaced and useless in all or any context(s).

2. Exhibiting some or all signs of toxic masculinity or toxicity in general.

3. Bad actor and/or bad at one's job.
Don't be such a falawkas

Trump was being such a falawkas during his last debate
Falawkas by Omarisming October 16, 2020
The kind of lag one would experience on xbox live caused by a player watching gay porn.
Bill: OH MY GOD CHEZ! Turn off the gay porn, you're causing so much faglag.

Daryll: But I like it, please don't make me turn it off!

Bill: Don't cry, eat a carrot.

*Daryll throws controller against bedroom wall*

*...then eats a carrot.*
Faglag by Afromole June 18, 2009