Fag wad

Someone who's a faggot and a wad of shit at the same time

"Mason's being such a fag wad today; who pissed in his cereal?¿"

Fag wad by Hypocritical Hypocrite July 12, 2017

fag wagon

A vehicle originally intended for 16 year old high schoool girls but found a following within the male homosexual community. These vehicles are often convertibles (so everyone can see how fabulous the driver and passengers are) and are subjected to various forms of customization, including but not limited to decals and very large spoilers. Examples of these vehicle: Honda Del Sol, Mazda Miata, VW Cabriolet.

Look at Jason in his fag wagon.

fag wagon by M.J. 2 February 11, 2006

fag wagger 

a usually gay sounding guy that looks as if he is trying to attract a stray animal.

carley- "oh my gosh, jake is so cute! but why does he sound like a girl?"
becky- "i dont know but i think my cat would be attracted to him..fag wagger.."

fag wagger by lamellamaslmao December 19, 2009

fag wall

A barrier placed inbetween yourself and your heterosexual friend preventing any inappropriate contact just in case your friend turns out to be a fag! For example a pillow in between you on the couch, an armrest at a movie theater, or an empty seat on an airplane.

"hey man if you're gonna sit next to me on the couch to watch this football game you better at least put up a fag wall cause I don't trust your bitch ass!!!"

fag wall by DJ Aspekt October 10, 2007

Fag WAG 

The girl friend of a gay man who spends a lot of time and money in designer stores - (as in Wife And Girlfriend).

Store Assistant: And is this for your girlfriend, sir?
Gay Man: Honey, please - she's just my Fag WAG.

Fag WAG by Graceyloo December 27, 2007

Fag Wagon

Any late model sports-type car. Often owned by rich, middle aged metrosexuals or openly gay men.

Look at that Eclipse Spyder over there, what a Fag Wagon.

Fag Wagon by Yoshie February 20, 2008

Fag Wagon

a Dodge Caliber.

That Caliber is such a fag wagon.

Fag Wagon by goodhart March 17, 2011