Failed Abortion
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Failed Abortion by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022
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Facebook Fable
When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.
Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?
Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?
"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"
Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?
"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"
Facebook Fable by Bjarke January 16, 2008
mission failed we'll get em next time
A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time
mission failed we'll get em next time by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016
test failed
When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you
test failed by iddunno March 22, 2021
Fafense
Portuguese slang for mf that lives in FAFE(aka. Terra dos Sonhos), the wonderfull one housed city situated in PORTUGAL. You can call Fafense to solve any physics test but beware the price you pay for the help is you dating him. Fafense is also know for his bike-falling skills or downhill as he calls it(if you did not get it he wins prizes for falling down his bike and screwing his face up) . He is also known for stealing because, ya'know he is from Fafe the land where internet is free and there's only one house.
PS: Este burro de merda comprou o Winrar fodase gajo.
PS: Este burro de merda comprou o Winrar fodase gajo.
Falesia
The disquieting awareness that someones importance to you, may not match that or your importance to them. That your best friend may only think of you as a mate, that someone you barely know may think of you as a mentor, that someone you love unconditionally, may have one or two conditions.
A word created by author and poet John Coney
A word created by author and poet John Coney