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Andrew Twigge of Huddersfield, West Yorkshire England is a dirty faeces freak who enjoys masturbating whilst sitting in his own shit. He lickes licking the poo from his fingers and also enjoys picking out poo nuts and feeding them to his pet squirrel. mHe also hates Michael Schumacher
Poo licker, bum picker