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FaceMucked 

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.
Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!
FaceMucked by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011
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FaceMucked 

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born
(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!

Facemerk 

When somebody posts an embarrassing Facebook status update from your account when you aren't looking.
Let's Facemerk Jessica while she's in the bathroom by typing a status update telling everyone that she just took the biggest bowel movement in her life!
Facemerk by TimGUNZ April 6, 2011

Faceborked 

adj. 1. Denied a job because the employer found something bad on one's Facebook page. 2. Dumped by one's significant other via Facebook.
"I shouldn't have posted those photos from my bachelor party -- the manager who was going to hire me saw them and I got totally Faceborked."


Faceborked by Amy Jervis January 27, 2009

facemarketing 

The act of advertising or marketing a merchandise on facebook.
H:80gb zune slitely usd wit fuly loaded songs for jst $45. If interested,contact 512-***-1294.
B: Yo wassup wid dis facemarketing? We not here to do biz,just chillin out n socializing.Thats about it.
facemarketing by Faizys April 7, 2009

facecorked 

To be smacked in the face by a champagne/wine cork.

To painfully transform from full make-up to semi-make up in 0.5 seconds.

To point a champagne bottle inwards so as the cork targets one's eye.

Faceraped by champagne.

To become cyclops-like.

You, a champagne bottle, and some s and m.
All: "Yay happy birthday Emma!"
Emma: "Aw thanks, champagne for all!" *pops champagne cork violently in eye and collapses*
All: "BITCH GOT FACECORKED!" :D

"Wow, what's wrong with that girl Emma?"
- "she walked into an airborne cork"

"Hey, isn't that Emma over there? What happened to her face?"
-"the champagne bottle called her a slut, then taught her a lesson."
"ha facecorking is fun to watch".
facecorked by Corkfacayed March 29, 2011