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Face Melting

The condition in which, due to an extreme exposure to an event of epic Awesomeness, Horror or any other emotion on the more extreme end of the spectrum of emotions, one loses all perception of space and time including (but not limited to) a brief lapse in physical awareness. Such an emotional rush can even override Pain, which in some cases may be the cause of the rush.

In addition to being common among the disciples of Metal and among those who get so stoned that they can't feel certain parts of their bodies (such as their faces), it takes on somewhat of a more literal sense if one happens to plaster a White Phosphorus or Acid Grenade on the face of someone annoying them (some Nazis in a certain famous movie learned this the supernaturally hard way...in any case, you really shouldn't mess with White Phosphorus or dangerous Acids except for in Video Games).

While they writhe in pain, it may be customary to say the hilarious-but-somewhat-stupid phrase below:
Enemy n00b: "ARRGH my head asplode!"

You: "Would you like a Guitar Solo with that Face Melting!?" (proceeds to mime awesome solo on Air Guitar)
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face melting

What shadow priests do. World of Warcraft FOTM forum posts were always full of casuals asking questions about class re-rolling. One asked if Shadow Priests were any good. The first response, and the two hundred or so responses afterwards confirmed, Shadow Priests melted faces.

This was a time before the game was nerfed, Pandas existed, and the original community left the game.
Person1: Queue up for the arena.
Person2: "But you're specced damage, not heal?!"
Person1: "Yep. I will melt faces.
Person2: "Oh yeah, forgot about face melting."
face melting by Jackson33 March 7, 2017

facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.
Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!
facetexting by s-lar December 30, 2010

facesexting 

v. the act of facebook chatting with someone in a sexually explicit manner, or in the hopes of arranging a sexual encounter with them
Joe: Jane said she will delete her facebook account if you don't stop facesexting her.

Jim: Do you blame me?

Joe: No, but you should still stop being such a misogynist.

Jim: Ok, sorry.
facesexting by heyvince January 10, 2010

facesexting 

Talking to someone on facebook while across the room from each other. Then looking up at the person to see if they got the message and laughing. Dirty messages are to ensue.
Merebear and Ryanbaby were so facesexting across the room, did you see their faces?
facesexting by Anabella21 January 19, 2010

FaceSexting 

Cyber-sex via Facebook chat
Justine wasted most of her day at work FaceSexting with an ex, rather than QA any bills.
FaceSexting by TrueOkapi February 5, 2013