two faceded

A fake or phony person who smiles in your face while planning to stab you in the back

Oh, well she told me she hated her. Now they a couple!! She two faceded as hell.

two faceded by freewebs.com/dgtalimage.com November 6, 2007

shit faceded 

To be extremely intoxicated

I got shit faceded! I was shit faceded! Let's get shit faceded!

shit faceded by Julianne1234 July 30, 2006

waste-faceded 

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking

yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!

waste-faceded by liquid524 December 4, 2009

facedesk

The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.

Yohn facedesked because of the insanity in the room.

facedesk by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006

/facedesk 

The physical act of banging your head against a desk. Derived from /facepalm

A: Boom!Headshot!
B: /facedesk

/facedesk by gregoreeDOTcom October 14, 2008

FaceBed 

Where are so tired you're face hits the bed and you are asleep

I am going to Facebed when I get home

FaceBed by OxiWolf June 7, 2013

facedesk

Similar to facepalm or headdesk, but a combination thereof.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.

User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*

facedesk by reversethepolarity August 10, 2009